No. Wait a minute. I must've told about five million tales like this...I'm sure you people want to hear something DIFFERENT for a change...yeah, I thought so. So here's a little tale that I was told when I was a little mite.....
What would YOU do if there was a prophecy that stated you would eventually kill your best friend? I mean, sure, sometimes your friends c'n be real jerks...especially the type that like to pull down your shorts at the beach. But a friend is a friend after all....
That's what this ditty is about. And I think I should shut up before I
give the whole plot away in a measly introduction. So pour yerself a mug
of ale..you're gonna have to be drunk stone out of your mind to believe
this tale, anyway. This is a story dealing with friendship, love, and the
difficulty of finding a good parking spot at a shopping mall these days.
It's the story of.......